31 Days of Film: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

31 Days of Film: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a Coen Brothers movie for fans of the Coen Brothers. A series of six vignettes set in the old west perfectly crafted by two of cinema’s best auteurs.

We Are Next Time On…

We Are Next Time On…

Just a hostile takeover. Nothing to see here.

A Series of Words in Which I Answer All the Questions No One Asked

A Series of Words in Which I Answer All the Questions No One Asked

In honor of my return, and rapper turned pastor turned rapper, who was recently forced to delete his Instagram account when it turned out he was as irrelevant as everyone but he already suspected: Where have you been? Well actually I had to take a break from all the things I really really love to […]

A Rant About Vacation, That Ends with Me as the Villain

A Rant About Vacation, That Ends with Me as the Villain

UPDATED 8/18/2014: People… namely my family were worried other members of my family would see this. Therefore as not to receive shit from those same people about feelings that are hardly a secret, I am voluntarily censoring myself.  Yes I am very upset about this, no there isn’t shit to be done.  Maybe I should’ve […]

Thoughts on Football by a Newly Baptized American

Thoughts on Football by a Newly Baptized American

The arrogance of America is at its height when it has the nerve to literally steal the name of the world’s most popular thing.  So I will be using the word soccer once but only so that I can tell you that it will be referred to as international football forever and always.  Because they […]

We all Misunderstand the “Nice Guy” and its Ruining America

We all Misunderstand the “Nice Guy” and its Ruining America

The “nice guy” has been gaining a great deal of attention recently. A slew of horrific acts by individuals and our government as well some less horrific events have led to the idea being thrown around a lot. The problem with that is that we are all getting the “nice guy” wrong and it’s ruining […]

The FCC Can Go Fuck Themselves

The FCC Can Go Fuck Themselves

Let’s forget for a second that the FCC is at the head of the charge to end net neutrality. Let’s forget that net neutrality will not only be the end of the internet as we know it, it will be the end of fair business on the biggest medium for start-ups since they found out […]