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A Complete Guide to the 96th Academy Awards

A Complete Guide to the 96th Academy Awards

March 10, 2024

Are you going to an Oscars party and need to sound informed? Or want to impress that annoying friend with a Letterboxd? Than have I got the cheat sheet for you.

A Degenerate Gambler’s Guide to the 95th Academy Award

A Degenerate Gambler’s Guide to the 95th Academy Award

March 12, 2023

Or how to impress your friends and family at your Oscar party with all your new found cinema knowledge.

The 2020 Movies Madness Tournament

The 2020 Movies Madness Tournament

April 13, 2021

How do we determine the best thing? We put 64 of those things in a single elimination tournament, we order a bunch of pizza and booze, and we watch them duke it out.

Binge Mode: Sexcastle

Binge Mode: Sexcastle

December 9, 2020

I promise you this book is not what the title suggests. Seriously it’s not, I promise. Oh Sexcastle, how do I describe thee. It’s an energy, a badass energy, that’s injected with adrenaline, one-liners, and laughs. Sexcastle is like fighting a talking cobra, with your eyes closed, while on top of a train, which is […]

Batman/Catwoman #1: A Review

Batman/Catwoman #1: A Review

December 4, 2020

Batman/Catwoman #1 Written by: Tom King Art by: Clay Mann Colors by: Tomeu Morey Lettering by: Clayton Cowles Tom King makes his return to Batman with his new limited series Batman/Catwoman. Tom King who wrote 85 issues of the 2016 Batman run reunites with artist Clay Mann. The two previously worked on the limited series […]

Binge Mode: Scott Pilgrim

Binge Mode: Scott Pilgrim

April 10, 2020

The 2004-2010 series written by Bryan Lee O’Malley is one of my all time favorites. The series six volume series was originally released in black and white was re-released in the mid 2010s in color. During our collective imprisonment I decided to re-read the color version of the series and I forgot how important this […]

Who Are We

We met an ungodly number of years ago at the Jamon Montessori School when we were young and impressionable.  Since that moment it’s been a long journey here.  The two of us and our two other best friends at Jamon, Connor and Khari, aptly but uncreatively named ourselves the KC Gang.  Because you get it, all our names start with K or C.  After the two of us left Jamon for first grade, we ended up at different schools but kept in touch as we went  to one camp or another together every summer for many years.  Our families became really close and our parents good friends over the course of many play dates and sleepovers.  To the point where we have spent Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving dinners together.  So even though we all were not in the same school again after kindergarten, we remained good friends.  As we grew older, we developed common interests — comics, good TV, superhero movies, bad TV, all that shit.  Then one day we decided to found the media juggernaut that is Next Time On… and thus, here we are today.

Cory

I hate writing these. I was raised by television and movies, that’s probably why I love them so much. It’s probably the reason I ended up working in the industry. It all started with the Spider-Man movie. That’s the point in my history where everything changed. I’d watch the cartoons, was always there opening night for the film, I don’t think there’s a superhero film I haven’t seen (besides F4). Along the way I picked up a few comic books, and some more, and some more. It was addicting, I loved the backstories, the art, all of it. So many years later I still have the obsession. My tastes have barely changed (well I do read indie comics now) and I can probably give you a 10 diatribe on most superheroes. I write this from a cave in Brooklyn where I have not seen sunlight in days.  I’m hoping to make it rich podcasting, and blogging.

Che

I never had a TV in my house while growing up.  I only got to watch TV or play video games at friends’ houses, like Cory’s.  It’s probably because of that that I have become addicted to it.  Luckily, I’m a sickening snob so this addiction is kind of a healthy one.  I could easily have started a blog about all of my hot takes on Dr. Phil and Last Man Standing but instead I became obsessed with good TV and good movies (and some shit ones, too; let’s not kid ourselves).  The question I get most is:  How do you have time to watch all the stuff you do?  Quick answer:  dual monitors.  Long answer: misanthropy and cynicism.  Though it’s Cory’s fault that I have an unhealthy and very expensive comic book habit.  He introduced me to my first graphic novel at a sleep-away basketball camp at the University of Maryland.  He had brought Wanted by one Mark Millar.  It was the first graphic novel that I had ever read in its totality.  Before that I had been deep into manga–glad I outgrew that.  But as soon as I read the prepubescent thrillfest that is Mark Millar’s writing I was hooked.  Fortunately, I have since outgrown those tastes as well and I read such sophisticated picture books as this.  I really just love talking and writing about all this stuff so I’m glad Cory joined me in this endeavor.

Our Inspiration

Sherlock Holmes

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.”

Sherlock Holmes
Troy Barnes

“It’s not a request. I’m giving you an all tomato. Meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else.”

Troy Barnes
Tony Stark

“If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”

Tony Stark
Denzel Washington

“I’d be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I’d been given. I’d be more frightened by procrastination and laziness.”

Denzel Washington
Alfred Hitchcock

“Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.”

Alfred Hitchcock
Jean-Luc Godard

“Photography is truth. The cinema is truth twenty-four times per second.”

Jean-Luc Godard
Batman

“Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are.”

Batman
Bruce Wayne

“My parents died.”

Bruce Wayne
Stan Lee

“Comics are stories; they’re like novels or anything else. So the first thing you have to do is become a good storyteller.”

Stan Lee