Pilot Season 2017: The Best & Worst New Shows (Mostly Worst)

Pilot Season 2017: The Best & Worst New Shows (Mostly Worst)

All the new shows that have premiered for the 2017-2018 season. What’s good? What’s bad? What’s worth sticking with?

The 69th Emmy Cheat Sheet

The 69th Emmy Cheat Sheet

Answering all the questions you have and many you didn’t about the 69th Primetime Emmys.

The High-Rollers Room: How Will Cersei Eat It

The High-Rollers Room: How Will Cersei Eat It

Cersei is going to die. That might be good or bad news depending. Might as well make some money either way.

HBO and American Gods Need Each Other

HBO and American Gods Need Each Other

American Gods and HBO could have had a beautiful mutually beneficial relationship for the ages. Alas.

Top 30 Shows of 2016

Top 30 Shows of 2016

2017 is here which means two things: 2016 is finally over and it’s time for the year in review.  Over the next few days (hopefully one a day but with my new job starting… who knows) I’ll be releasing a 2016 list until I run out of lists or 2016 runs out of good shit […]

Power Ranking Literally Anything: Black Mirror Episodes

Power Ranking Literally Anything: Black Mirror Episodes

It’s the holidays, which means you need something to watch so you don’t have to actually talk to your family. You’ve had two months to finish this newest season of Black Mirror and two years to finish the original seven episodes and I purposely waited to write this so that you would have had ample […]

Donald Glover, Childish Gambino, and the Great Sigh of Relief

Donald Glover, Childish Gambino, and the Great Sigh of Relief

Some Friday in March of my senior year of high school, I was in a third floor science classroom with my five best friends, who retain that title today, and a woman I was way more into than I had any business being at 17-years old.  We were skipping one of our school’s weekly assemblies […]

The Night Of is F***ing Incredible

The Night Of is F***ing Incredible

Stranger Things is cute, Preacher just ended a first season that was surprisingly fun and fantastically acted, Mr. Robot is following up an incredible first season with a pretty slow start to its second, Vice Principals is an experiment that’s going pretty well so far, Power is refreshingly black and disappointingly terrible, and nothing nothing is […]

The High-Rollers Room: Jon Snow’s Return

The High-Rollers Room: Jon Snow’s Return

Exactly 304 days, 6 hours, 57 minutes, and 45 seconds ago today we lost a a dear friend with a luxurious  mane of hair to the black hand of betrayal.  But here in the high-rollers room we don’t care about the past, we are only looking forward to the future.  Because in exactly 10 days, […]

2015’s Best Distributors

2015’s Best Distributors

It might have just been easier to call this article, “year’s best television networks and one thing that isn’t a television network.”  I wanted to make a list of best production company’s, record labels, and other distributors, but the fact of the matter is 2015 was not only the year of TV but it was […]