Top 30 Shows of 2016
2017 is here which means two things: 2016 is finally over and it’s time for the year in review. Over the next few days (hopefully one a day but with my new job starting… who knows) I’ll be releasing a 2016 list until I run out of lists or 2016 runs out of good shit […]
Power Ranking Literally Anything: Black Mirror Episodes
It’s the holidays, which means you need something to watch so you don’t have to actually talk to your family. You’ve had two months to finish this newest season of Black Mirror and two years to finish the original seven episodes and I purposely waited to write this so that you would have had ample […]
Pilot Season III- Return to Pilottopia
For the past two years I’ve put myself through far more pain than I should’ve for the number of readers that I have. But because I’m dumber than I look, for the third year in a row I watch all the new shows, so that you don’t have to–unless they’re good then I’ll tell you […]
Donald Glover, Childish Gambino, and the Great Sigh of Relief
Some Friday in March of my senior year of high school, I was in a third floor science classroom with my five best friends, who retain that title today, and a woman I was way more into than I had any business being at 17-years old. We were skipping one of our school’s weekly assemblies […]
The Night Of is F***ing Incredible
Stranger Things is cute, Preacher just ended a first season that was surprisingly fun and fantastically acted, Mr. Robot is following up an incredible first season with a pretty slow start to its second, Vice Principals is an experiment that’s going pretty well so far, Power is refreshingly black and disappointingly terrible, and nothing nothing is […]
The High-Rollers Room: Jon Snow’s Return
Exactly 304 days, 6 hours, 57 minutes, and 45 seconds ago today we lost a a dear friend with a luxurious mane of hair to the black hand of betrayal. But here in the high-rollers room we don’t care about the past, we are only looking forward to the future. Because in exactly 10 days, […]
2015’s Best Distributors
It might have just been easier to call this article, “year’s best television networks and one thing that isn’t a television network.” I wanted to make a list of best production company’s, record labels, and other distributors, but the fact of the matter is 2015 was not only the year of TV but it was […]
Top 20 Shows of 2015
Television continues to change every year. With more television subscribers shifting to over the top services there is more and more content out there. Last year was a great year for TV everything from a really strong season from the clone club to Peaky Blinders a show I need back like, yesterday. This year in TV was different […]
Taking the Hit: Pilot Season Part 2-This Time It’s Garbage
Last year I brought you an unfiltered live journal as I suffered through the horrendous 2014-15 premiere season. It was really hard, I watched not one, not two, but every single shitty multi-camera sitcom released last year because I love you all and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. But here’s the best part […]
2015 Emmys and The Case of Why I Should Just Be In Charge Already Goddammit!
A little over a year ago we found ourselves here. The Emmys approaching and speculating about the winners based on the nominees. Unfortunately, last year was the “curiously competent case of the nominally not-so-terrible nominations” and the same cannot be said for this year at all. Just like the dog that you praise for not […]
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