Shows You Need To Be Watching But Arent
I have been working on the biggest project I’ve ever tried to tackle on this blog. Up until last night I was writing two new additions to my Power Ranking Literally Anything series: A power ranking of every character who has ever been in Game of Thrones and a power ranking of every episode the […]
2014 in the Tube
As the years of my life tick by like eternal steps down the gang plank of the proverbial pirate ship of my slowly decaying life it seems as though the TV gets more dominant and the big screen gets less and less dominant. Just a few years ago the idea of having a show like […]
Warrior of Westeros- Round 3
I—like everyone not named Molly Lambert (who I am convinced is the only person with an IQ above 55 who doesn’t like Game of Thrones)—have been jonesing ever since Tyrion and Arya sailed off into the distance…literally. I’ve got a little bit of help for you—the Tournament of Champions continues. If you’re new to the […]
Taking the hit: Pilot Season
This is a journal of my experiences with 2014 pilot/premiere season. Some shows are coming out that look exciting, some are coming out that look repulsive, I will be watching them all and telling you how worthwhile these shows really are. If you’re looking for new shows to get hooked on, I’ll tell you which […]
The Emmys and the Curiously Competent Case of the Nominally Not-so-terrible Nominations
Northern Virginia traffic and ten hour work days strike again. I have had this article on the to-do pile since they released the nominations. I promised myself this time though I would get this piece out before it was too late. I missed the Oscars this year because of such nonsense. So I am writing […]
The Warrior of Westeros- Round 2
Okay, I’ve learned my lesson. Don’t ever start a project a week before finals. If I insist on doing that make sure that week isn’t two weeks from the start of a full-time job with a two hour commute. If I’m too stupid to take THOSE hints, don’t give that so called project a time […]
Community is Gone: Now What? (Updated)
Update 7/1/2014: Turns out Community is not gone. In fact it will return for its sixth season and possibly more on Yahoo’s video streaming service Yahoo Screen. The sixth season is thirteen episodes most likely to be released on a weekly basis starting fall 2014. So this entire article is irrelevant, but you should read […]
Power Ranking Literally Anything: Don’s Girls
This is the first installment of Power Ranking Literally Anything, where I will power rank… literally anything. First up Don Draper’s girls. Over the last 6 seasons Donald Draper has found himself in and out of a lot of women. Some of them even stuck around long enough to get a name. The question is […]
Game of Thrones April Absurdity Tournament: Round One
If this is the first time you’re reading this you should familiarize yourself with the Prelims first Just a Reminder of the Rules: This is “Game of Thrones” not A Song of Ice and Fire. It is also only seasons 1-3 of Game of Thrones so if they don’t appear before this season, they don’t […]
Game of Thrones April Absurdity Tournament: Prelims
What are we doing here? Two of my friends and I got bored so we decided to figure out who really is the best fighter of in the universe of Game of Thrones. How are we doing this? We took the 64 best fighters from Essos to Westeros and put them in a random bracket […]
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