You Should Feel Bad About Not Reading Captain America…A Prelude to Secret Empire
We all judged Captain America’s heel turn too early. It’s been really good and you should be reading it.
The Bad Move Club: The Tuxedo
An impromptu meeting of The Bad Movie Club to take in the Jackie Chan masterpiece The Tuxedo.
Guide to the 2017 Oscars (Update)
The 89th Academy Awards preview and predictions from Best Picture to Best Best Boy.
La La Land is the Greatest Movie of All Time! (or at least my favorite)
Best. Fucking. Movie. Ever. Thank you.
Top 30 Shows of 2016
2017 is here which means two things: 2016 is finally over and it’s time for the year in review. Over the next few days (hopefully one a day but with my new job starting… who knows) I’ll be releasing a 2016 list until I run out of lists or 2016 runs out of good shit […]
Power Ranking Literally Anything: Black Mirror Episodes
It’s the holidays, which means you need something to watch so you don’t have to actually talk to your family. You’ve had two months to finish this newest season of Black Mirror and two years to finish the original seven episodes and I purposely waited to write this so that you would have had ample […]
Pilot Season III- Return to Pilottopia
For the past two years I’ve put myself through far more pain than I should’ve for the number of readers that I have. But because I’m dumber than I look, for the third year in a row I watch all the new shows, so that you don’t have to–unless they’re good then I’ll tell you […]


