Spoil-Free Review: Edge of Tomorrow

Spoil-Free Review: Edge of Tomorrow

What is there to say about Edge of Tomorrow that you haven’t already heard?  Not much to be honest.  The praise has been pretty loud across the board.  Most likely, no doubt, because the hype for this movie—or lack thereof—was less that dreary.  I was one of the biggest offender, liking neither Tom Cruise nor […]

Spoil-Free Review: 22 Jump Street

Spoil-Free Review: 22 Jump Street

22 Jump Street is the meta comedy of the year.  With as many jokes the movie makes about how terrible the sequel normally is it’s impressive how much of a success this follow up comedy is.  In fact I would venture to say, better than the first.  The question always is how do you make […]

Spoil-Free Review: X-Men: Days of Future Past

Spoil-Free Review: X-Men: Days of Future Past

So here is where I find myself, having just seen X-Men: Days of Future Past—twice—and I am asking myself an eerily familiar set of questions.  Where does this rank in the Marvel movie canon?  Where does this rank among X-Men movies?  Was this a good movie or is the nerd in me (it does make […]

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Iron Man 3

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Iron Man 3

Unless you have been living under a hole for the last 3 months you know that this past weekend saw the release of the third but not final instalment in the superb Iron Man series.  If you’ve never seen a super hero movie: 1) I’d like you to email me and tell me how that’s […]

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

There are really terrible movies that I hate to love: Transformers, The Expendables, Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter, or really most of Jason Statham’s movies.  Then there are the movies that I really want to love but just can’t seem to enjoy like Citizen Kane, Precious, The English Patient, or Jaws.  Then there are movies like Hansel […]

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Gangster Squad

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Gangster Squad

Its about 3 AM on the 11th and I just come back from the premiere of Gangster Squad.  The movie that most people will either recognize as the movie where the most beautiful couple in movies does it again (Emma Stone & Ryan Gosling) or as the movie that got absolutely fucking shafted by Rotten […]

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Django Unchained

Spoil-Free Reviews!: Django Unchained

Django Unchained was the first movie I saw this winter break and also happens to be the movie I was most excited for over as well (with Gangster Squad coming in at a very close second).  Quentin Tarantino, Slavery, and guns what’s not to love.  If there’s anything I love more than a good movie […]

Spoil-Free Reviews!: The Hobbit: An Unedxpected Journey

Spoil-Free Reviews!: The Hobbit: An Unedxpected Journey

I planned a pretty great day for myself today: go to the gym… by my self, see The Hobbit for the second time, this time in IMAX 3D…. by my self (in fact the first time I’ve been to a movie theater alone), and finally get some Indian Food from my new favorite place Ghar-E-Kabab… […]