Spoil-Free Reviews: The Force Awakens
I finally saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens; I waited to see it with my family because I can’t say I really care about Star Wars and there was just other movies I’d rather spend my $10 on. And during holiday time, the family pays for tickets. If you’re reading this, it’s basically a 90% […]
Spoil-Free Reviews: The Hateful Eight
So I settled down in AFI Silver’s almost too hard and too authentic 1920’s era movie house seats. Some bald guy named Todd or Jeff or something like that steps out to the podium on the stage to tell everyone about the bar that will be open during intermission. And I being to prepare myself […]
Taking the Hit: Pilot Season Part 2-This Time It’s Garbage
Last year I brought you an unfiltered live journal as I suffered through the horrendous 2014-15 premiere season. It was really hard, I watched not one, not two, but every single shitty multi-camera sitcom released last year because I love you all and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. But here’s the best part […]
2015 Emmys and The Case of Why I Should Just Be In Charge Already Goddammit!
A little over a year ago we found ourselves here. The Emmys approaching and speculating about the winners based on the nominees. Unfortunately, last year was the “curiously competent case of the nominally not-so-terrible nominations” and the same cannot be said for this year at all. Just like the dog that you praise for not […]
Throwback Thursday: Top 10 Hip-hop Albums of All-Time
It’s Thursday, which is a perfect time to bring you some hot shit from waaaaay back in the day before any of us can even remember, much like a throwback. Times like the early aughts or late 90s, maybe even as far back as the 80s. You all don’t listen to enough good music so […]




