Spoil-Free Review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
I’ve always had a hard time getting really into movies where you know the outcome. Like watching Soylent Green after 1992 (a whole year before my birth and a decade and a half before I actually saw the film). Like being the guy who waited more than a week to see The Village. Or like […]
Spoil-Free Reviews!: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters
There are really terrible movies that I hate to love: Transformers, The Expendables, Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter, or really most of Jason Statham’s movies. Then there are the movies that I really want to love but just can’t seem to enjoy like Citizen Kane, Precious, The English Patient, or Jaws. Then there are movies like Hansel […]
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