Power Ranking Literally Anything: This American Life Stories
The other day I was driving down I-95 doing about five miles over the recommended speed for time travel and I had my stereo turned up to “Nah Sahn You Deaf?” playing–nay, blasting Bishop Nehru’s “Somebody Waits”. I then had to turn down the stereo because I wanted to listen to the newest episode of […]
Shows You Need To Be Watching But Arent
I have been working on the biggest project I’ve ever tried to tackle on this blog. Up until last night I was writing two new additions to my Power Ranking Literally Anything series: A power ranking of every character who has ever been in Game of Thrones and a power ranking of every episode the […]
Spoil-Free Reviews: Mad Max: Fury Road
Well it only seems right that I make my triumphant return with the equally triumphant return of an equally iconic pop culture icon. When I heard George Miller was bringing back the Mad Max series with a modern reboot it garnered much the same response the announcements of Jurassic World and Star Wars Force Awakens […]
The 2015 Oscars (Updated)
Tonight is the night. The 2015 Oscars have arrived and unlike any other award show they actually matter—my apologies Emmy voting board. Unlike the Grammys, the Oscars may not represent that actual “best of” but they are not laughably misinformed on the topic. Unlike the Tony’s you don’t have to live in NYC to actually […]
2014’s Best LPs and EPs
The list begins here. 10. Rapsody- Beauty and the Beast Rapsody’s Beauty and the Beast EP was one of this years biggest surprises. Until this release Rapsody hadn’t fully found her sound, her releases She Got Game and The Idea of Beautiful suffered from a unifying idea from track to track there were flops and successes. On this EP though Rapsody […]
2014’s 50 Best LPs and EPs
The list begins here. 30. Cities Aviv- Come to Life Favorite Track(s): Fool, Head, URL IRL, Ctl1, Perpetuate the Real, (Self 100): Know Who You Are, (View 180): Picture Me Gone, Worlds of Pressure Least Favorite Track: Realms Best Production: Head (prod. Cities Aviv) X-Factor: We all thought lo-fi was dead Cities Aviv did not get the message and […]
2014’s 50 Best LPs and EPs
I am officially the last person still thinking about 2014, the timing of list season really fucked me this year. That’s okay though because if you’re reading this it’s because you love me and you’ll read literally anything I put out so you’re stuck anyway. Lucky for my fan and a half out there though, […]
Best track of 2014 (Updated)
Update: I fucked up guys, and that’s on me entirely. I missed two tracks in my run down that should be on this list. A product of the way I write this list though meant that I missed them even though they were without question two of this years best tracks. I wanted to remedy that […]
2014 in the Tube
As the years of my life tick by like eternal steps down the gang plank of the proverbial pirate ship of my slowly decaying life it seems as though the TV gets more dominant and the big screen gets less and less dominant. Just a few years ago the idea of having a show like […]
A Few of my Favorite Things
And the series “Better late than fucking never begins.” Admittedly it’s not my fault, I had family until the first then I’ve been dying of the plague for the past week. But good news for my fan and his 6 Twitter followers, my lists aren’t like any you’ve read on the internet in the past […]
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